Locked and Loaded: You’ve heard about idiots who show up at a gunfight with a knife? Well, the Democrats are so lame they’ve showed up to the gunfight of their life with a spoon…Sex and the City Hall: Turns out governor wannabe Cynthia Nixon, most famous for “Sex and the City” —until she decided she should be the governor of New York governor wannabe Cynthia Nixon, most famous for “Sex and the City” — has exchanged lots of emails with her friend Mayor de Blasio, arch frenemy, OK, enemy, of Gov. Cuomo. Endorsing that friend, though, would be about as welcome in Dem circles as a ham at a bar mitzvah…Science Discovers What Makes Us Fat: A new and probably expensive report from The American Heart Association warns that eating a variety of foods can make you fat IF that variety includes doughnuts, chips, fries and cheeseburgers. Who ever imagined that junk food can make you fat?…Rudy & the Perjury Trap: Q: If Trump’s telling the truth, how can there be a perjury trap? A: There can’t be.